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Here is the English translation:

Chen Si Yuan: Hi. Did you find the book you were looking for?

Feng Jun Jie: Ah, I still haven't found it. Usually I don't care about my homework, but tomorrow I have a test.

Chen Si Yuan: You should look in the Engineering Library.

Gao De An: Do you know what time the Suzzallo library closes? I have to go to the bathroom. Do you know which floor the bathroom is?

Wang Bo Qin: I know. The library closes every evening at 10pm. As for the bathroom, it is on the first floor.

Gao De An: First floor.

Feng Jun Jie: Yes ma'am. First floor. (pushes elevator button)

(Earthquake)

Gao De An: What the hell!

Chen Si Yuan: What are you doing?

Wang Bo Qin: Ah!

Feng Jun Jie: What is this?

Wang Bo Qin: I can't see! Who has a lighter?

Chen Si Yuan: Now we can see. I'm telling you, smoking has its uses.

Feng Jun Jie: I am an engineering student. Step aside! Either this is broken or that is broken. ... Ah, here we go!

Chen Si Yuan: Great!

Gao De An: You are really an engineering student? I think that major is not interesting.

Feng Jun Jie: Really? I think engineering is extremely interesting. What are you studying?

Gao De An: I am only a first-year student. I still haven't chosen a major.

Feng Jun Jie: You are telling me you haven't chosen a major yet? If you want to make lots of money, you must study engineering.

Chen Si Yuan: You should not listen to what he says. People say you either study engineering or you will only make little money. When I studied engineering at the university before, I was not happy, so I looked for an interesting and important major. No matter if humanities or physics, choosing a major that you like is good.

Gao De An: Actually, to me, humanities is very interesting.

Wang Bo Qin: I agree with that point of view. I am an English teacher. I think studying English is better than studying engineering. Studying English has advantages, too. When you know English, you can go to foreign countries to teach.

Gao De An: Where is the humanities advising professor's office?

Wang Bo Qin: The humanities advising professor's office is in Padelford.

Gao De An: Great! I heard this professor gives very difficult tests...

Feng Jun Jie: I can't take this anymore! I thought you had to go to the bathroom? ... We must get out of here!

Chen Si Yuan: Tomorrow morning I also have a test.

Wang Bo Qin: I am also very busy. I must immediately leave, because I have a meeting with a female student at an expensive restaurant tonight.

Feng Jun Jie: I she pretty?

Wang Bo Qin: Very pretty. She looks like Drew Barrymore.

Chen Si Yuan: How old is she?

Gao De An: Stop speaking. Did you forget? We are still stuck inside the elevator. I must go to the bathroom now.

Chen Si Yuan: So terrible! I don't want to die, I want to get out. (kicks elevator)

(elevator starts moving)

Feng Jun Jie: Look, we are moving!

Chen Si Yuan: Good.

Wang Bo Qin: Great! I am only a little late.

Gao De An: Bathroom... bathroom...

Wang Bo Qin: Teaching has many advantages. One advantage is having many pretty female students.

Feng Jun Jie: Ah, I still haven't found my book. Tomorrow I will do bad on my test.

Chen Si Yuan: Forget it. Let's go drink a couple beers.

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Last Updated: December 05, 2001